Monday, December 29, 2008

what about immagracion?

After all the excitement and the election and ectlectic i came to ask myself the same question i've been asking myself, and my neighbor's friend's co-workers and most intimate aquaintences...what about immagration? how does this "problem" get addressed, let alone solved? less than 20 shopping days till xmas, people!
i mean less than 26ish days until obama is sworn in yeah think about it. I wondered what are New Year Traditions in families? aside from mom & dad ordering a case of piel's a fifth of 7&7 and a pot of meatballs what made a new years tradition? the food thing when i was young was heavily leaning to the pig side, ham, pork roast, saurkraut, kielbasa, beans, eventually, but what do we eat in the traditional future?
and what about immagration? lets face it, aside from fitting in, we have to learn sensible ways to make more $ for our country, alot of people live here and we still have the resources so my budgetary suggestions are #1-create a border policy that would let all hispanics that manage to get into usa 6 months to attain a real social security number. open border, one number. we all have one, so why should the undocumented be excluded from this happy process?
ok, six months later, a year realistically, everybody has a number.
then, the deductions from the paycheck begin, for everybody. citizen or not, taxes and death are unavoidable. so taxes are taken out of every paycheck. six months later, the government is riding high on the amount of money collected every week, every month, every quarter, fiscal year, and despite a record high year of Mercury retrograde, a budgetary surplus.
then. we really wake up. cannabis is recognized as a fundamental, historical and secular sacrament and legalized, finally and formally, by the good and many people of this country as the primero crop of the newly formed UnitedStatesofAmexico and trade agreements are toasted over cocktails (formerly called White Russian's) but in the new high spirits of amexico, are a blend of soymilk,coffee,and, depending on your personal choice-BudLite,Kahlua,Boost,BlackSambuca,YuenglingLager,DagoRed,PBR&a JD,a swirl of Padrone,a lime, kosher salt, raw cuban sugarcane, a one shot of your choice....................really happy new year. happy is a good way to begin the year.

1 comment:

Steve Morozumi said...

you've definitely got something here! i vote for you! i like the country you're proposing! good job imagining it. without imagination we would never progress.

have an awesome day!,
and have a happy New Year!

-steve @ flxulife